I'm sitting on my stoop watching a smorgasbord of the world go by when I see my friend, Sarah.
I wave my hands like I'm waving to a spaceship, "HEYYYYYYYYY SWWWEEEEEETTTTT THAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!"
She looks over her shoulder.
She does not have Sarah's face.
My reaction? I continue to shout and wave to an invisible person who must be wearing headphones further down the street. The girl turns her head.